So Eric and I had our first Hooters experience. Now, here are my only preconceived notions about this restuarant. Well there's the fact that they are called Hooters, ie boobs, what I assume would be big ones. Then theres Adam Sandler, or to be more specific the movie Big Daddy where one of his favorite resturants was Hooters. In the movie the women indeed have large chests and short shorts. The resturant, in the flesh, was a little underwhelming. In one respect, it was like going to Applebees only the women were sporting terribly outdated, kind of slutty, and pretty unflatering uniforms. Plus, it is called Hooters, right? Not so impressed with the hooters, I guess they can't legally only hire big busty women, but you'd think, you know? And yet it did have a weird strip club sort of feel. I can't be entirely sure as I have never actually been to a strip club. Just that there were all sorts of fellas from an "office" you might say, ogaling all of the ladies in their orange hot pants. And our waitress was friendly. Uh, so much so that it was a little uncomfortable, dare I say awkward. She greeted our table, while giving a nice little spread eagle of sorts to the table of guys behind her. And I'm still not sure who she was flirting with more Eric, Lucas, Malinda or me. It was interesting and pretty boring at the same time. Food, much like Applebees was mediocre. I think we may choose more sophisticated and intellectually stimulating entertainment in the future... next stop pussycat dolls!
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I was also mildly dissatisfied with the ladies in the short shorts. However, since I am a man I can talk myself in to thinking it was a joyous experience because it should have been. Of course I'm never one to turn down the Pussycat Dolls in its place.
I think that they are taught to do the spread eagle stance while taking orders. My 4 brothers and I went to the Hooters in Baltimore and she did 'the stance.'
I dont know about you, Eric, or anyone else, but doesnt it that there is only one attractive waitress at a givin Hooters establishment, but they are always working in another section, while the rest of are stuck with the lagoon creatures? I've only been to two Hooters, Florida and Baltimore, but it was the same thing at both.
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